User:Anonymous ONI agent/Dark Horse Memes


 * Colin Davis is not simply a quirky war veteran, but a violent, narcissistic alcoholic with a very skewed perception of reality.


 * Craig Randall not just dislikes boats, but suffers from from severe PTSD flashbacks at their mere mention, and actually believes that boats, not the Locust, are responsible for the deaths of his loved ones on E-Day.


 * Davis makes large quantities of moonshine in Fort Perez's B Complex, but never drinks it, instead insisting he uses it to "fix things".


 * Edwin Kent not only rarely removes his helmet, but the helmet is his actual face.


 * B Complex becomes infested with some kind of large, dangerous creature every week or so, and it is Randall's sole responsibility to correct this whenever it happens.


 * Tyler Wilson actually has no fucking idea how to be a medic, and instead treats all injuries and conditions with morphine. Which somehow works.


 * Davis is eternally jealous of Donald Berkeley's officer cap.


 * Berkeley is allergic to Polyps.


 * Davis suffers from a crippling fear of Formers.


 * Katrina Day is the angriest woman alive, and is one of the few things besides Formers that actually scares Davis.


 * The main cast are all raging incompetents, yet somehow have absurd amounts of Locust kills and never die.


 * Davis has an obsessive need to scavenge and "fix" every single random weapon he finds.